" the sound of the waves collide

thewicked-ivy:

  • Pros of listening to Brand New: youre listening to a cool band
  • Cons of listening to Brand New: youre probably really sad.

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fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

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ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

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